everything that interests a 21 year old maryland girl.
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
(Source: luxvriously, via browningbeauty)
Me arriving on the first day of school:
It was in the fall when I realized the world I had known was forever doomed. I knew I was about to enter the gates of hell, but like the inescapable pull of gravity there was nothing I could do about i
They don’t get to live.
It’s not over until they’re all dead.
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