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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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mycomfort-inn:

The real mvp

mycomfort-inn:

The real mvp

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  • Me arriving on the first day of school: It was in the fall when I realized the world I had known was forever doomed. I knew I was about to enter the gates of hell, but like the inescapable pull of gravity there was nothing I could do about i



Video Post Mon, Oct. 13, 2014 2,191 notes

They don’t get to live.

It’s not over until they’re all dead.

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volanus:

primeribofamerica:

ITS TOO EARLY

Its never too early to jingle your bells

courtneybrandttt  

coutureisbeyond

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analfistme:

when you gotta kick a fake hoe out the squad

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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thatfunnyblog:

Me

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